Let me introduce you to a scumbag named Van Bates from Brockton MA. he is 38 years old. Van is a master manipulator at first glance he looks like a decent guy but once he sinks in filty hooks into you, you will become nothing more than prey. He never has just one girlfriend he is needy and needs many to support him since he doesn’t work and his only source of money is making beats or doing shows here and there. Van thinks hes going to be a music star he got a record deal over a decade ago moved to Cali blew through a couple hundred thousands of dollars then became a homeless helpless dope addict,he has been on every drug imaginable from Heroin, Crack, Dust,Benzos you name he’s done it so now that I have explained his character he preys on girls with less than perfect self esteem makes them feel beautiful on top of the world then cheats lies mentally, physically and sexually abuses them until they are so low they are under his complete control. Van has been with hundreds of woman and the first thing he will tell you is that he banged Punky Brewster he is corny as all hell as if thats a big accomplishment. Watch out girls he will lie cheat steal and ruin your life and btw his sx isn’t even good. Van hates woman in reality so he degrades and belittles them that is the reason he gets into your head and destroys you his goal is to ruin as many woman as possible. He is a 38 year old piece of crap that carries about stuffed animals and has imaginary friends thats just one thing that girls find cute about him its not cute is damn creepy. He thinks hes a tough “COOKIE” because his family is well known in Brockton Van will never fight one on one he will always talk about his crew and bringing his crew hes nothing but a scared little boy. He has lots of groupies called Drugratz they are like zombies they will do whatever whenever Van Bates aka Shemrock Christ tells them to. He is the singer of a group called Cooler Than Smack and B.O.D Better of dead.

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  1. Britannica
    at 12:25 pm (3 years ago)

    The day you betrayed my trust was the day that I lost all my trust for you. I believed that you would take care of my heart and that’s why I left it with you. Well, I am taking it back because at this very moment I can’t trust you with my heart in fear that you will hurt me once more.

  2. Daisy
    at 4:27 am (3 years ago)

    Van Bates has made sneaking around, lying, being conscientiously amoral, and being a straight up dirtbag behind everyones back an undying art. This is the guy who will sleep with your best friend and convince you that it is your fault. Van is a shady dude to the fullest, he will lie to you, cheat on you, steal from you, and will not hesitate to throw you under the bus to save his own a**.
    Van, stop trying to be a rockstar and gain a real purpose in life. If it hasn’t happened by now, it’s never going to happen buddy. You live in a fantasy world. We are not hating on you because you are bad a**, we are hating on you because you essentially suck. A fake, fraud, drug addict for life. A complete A-hole.
    PS If your banging Van I would wear a condom, the sleaze bag has been arrested a couple times in LA for male prostitution. No b*******.

  3. janine
    at 12:28 pm (3 years ago)

    Before everyone jumps on me and assures me that I am crazy for being with Van please understand. I have been friends with him since we were 10. Recently, around 3 years ago we reunited and started a relationship. At that time I had a 1 and a half year old son, whom my fiance Van Bates addored. Unfortunatly my fiance is a drug addict. We have tried everything- rehab after rehab, nothing works, infact they just make it worse- last rehab he got out of he started shooting roxicotions. While in the middle of a drug bindge he meet a girl who could get him the dope he wanted, They started having a “drug relationship” he admited to me after he came off the highest high that he had cheated on me- but it was just for drugs. I forgave him- mostly because I love him with all my heart, but it had a small part to do with the fact Im pregnant with his baby. Things seemed to have gotten better, he was trying really hard to get clean and be faithful, untill he found out he had a warrent and would have to go to jail for a minimum of 2 months. He fell of the wagon and met a 30 year old women with a husband and 2 kids who has a liquid hook up to the drugs he wants. I dont know if I should think the same thing is happening or not,she knows about me, and calls the house to see if he is here. I love him so much and like I said I am carring his child. I dont know if I should cut my losses, his family is more like my family, and I still love him and care for him with all my heart. please if anyone can advise or give a word of wisdom, my heart is breaking- he stays out all night at their house and stumbles in the door at 5:30 am like nothing happend.
    Broken hearted

  4. GothicGrrrl
    at 9:38 pm (3 years ago)

    Shemrok f***** my friends’s mother’s AA sponsor and made them relapse back in to alcohol and crystal meth

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    at 2:16 am (3 years ago)


  6. billy the kid
    at 7:41 pm (3 years ago)

    this is so fake its pretty funny i know this dude and clearly this is a jilted ex talking crap lol too funny though a for effort

  7. David
    at 12:11 am (3 years ago)

    Despite your dislike for this person, my advice would be to move on and stop letting the “pain” he caused consume your life. As a representative of his music and a client of mine, I can only say that action will be taken to remove this entry from this website since it can used as a means of slander and can be brought to case.

  8. anonymous
    at 8:15 pm (3 years ago)

    how many jilted ex’s can one person have with the same stories? so sad.

  9. Geraldo Rivera
    at 2:53 pm (3 years ago)

    According to a spokesman from the prison commissary they said no one in their chronicled history had ever ordered such a disproportionate and abundant supply of soap and petroleum jelly as Van Bates did during his brief incarceration.

  10. Billy The Kid
    at 7:26 pm (2 years ago)

    it’s not jilted ex’s its one jilted ex because there is no way those first 3 comments where put in the same 24 hour span by three different people on a site like this where it was a created profile the stories overlap and make no sense

  11. van bates
    at 1:35 pm (2 years ago)

    I think this is funny as hell i am van bates and i know this isnt true i dated the same girl for 3 yrs .no one was ever pregnant by me or close to my family.none of these things are true the names and comments are fake.if any of these people were real they would have contacted me or people i know directly thank you Amy Minehan and friends for taking time to try to trash me like this if i was wotrried about your lies i might be upset but this stuff is funny its amazing people can write whatever they want on the internet without proof. your all lucky i am not gonna sink to your level and do the same thing to you i live an open public life and i’m easy to find on any social media network and my police record is open to the public to so making up things i did is stupid dummies.keep on truckin yall!!

  12. Tommy O'Deed
    at 6:32 pm (2 years ago)

    This is a total crock of shot cooked up by some sick rejected woman.. its obvious it all the same person.. they describe him as a faile rdapper but go on to say he has mad groupies.. if anything id be proud of this write up..

  13. Emma Rogers
    at 10:33 pm (2 years ago)

    Van Bates had sex with me and then left me in bed while he went and tried it on with my mother. He also stole my twinkies and tried to sell them for crack. Seriously, how low can you go? When I told him that he had gone too far, he laughed at me and said that I reminded him of Rob Schneider. It broke my heart.

  14. you got no life writing about someone
    at 12:38 am (2 years ago)

    Wow u b****** need a life ur just mad that home boy isn’t still wit u grow up chicks always blame the dude when half the time its the b****

  15. Amy
    at 5:30 am (2 years ago)

    None of this s*** adds up at all. This is just a case of petty, childish b******* and wild stories used to make someone look like a horrible person out of spiteful revenge. Grow the f*** up and move on with your life. You are acting like a child.

  16. Lizzy Silver
    at 7:43 am (2 years ago)

    Shooting roxicontin?! A “liquid” hook up for his drugs?? Wow. This person is a f***!ng imbecile. How utterly pathetic that one person would take the time to do all of this.

  17. Amy
    at 6:02 am (2 years ago)

    lol @ Emma Rogers. Shut the f*** up, you know you’re the same b**** that commented 5 or 6 other times. get a life.

  18. Beans
    at 2:03 pm (2 years ago)

    Do i live with a D-list celebrity???????????

  19. Jessica Z
    at 9:17 am (1 year ago)

    Crazy drama

  20. Mr. Kelly
    at 11:57 pm (22 hours ago)

    This is Mr Kelly from 8th grade Math class at North Junior High addressing Van Bates: You make me sick.

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