Matt is a d-bag and a tool. The most horrible excuse for a man I have ever met. He tries to keep the facts listed below a secret because they are embarrassing and show what a loser he really is. Most of his “people” (what he calls his friends) don’t even know these facts. Here are the Top 10 reasons why he is a HUGE loser:
*1-He is a convicted felon. He spent approx. three years in jail for aggravated robbery and 3rd degree burglary. He was also recently convicted of DWI. He is an admitted alcoholic..
*2-He is a liar and a cheater. I have caught him in MANY lies. I know for a fact that he cheated on his former girlfriend when she was 5 months pregnant with their child. She told me this herself…
*3-He is a deadbeat dad. He has 3 children by 3 different woman. He went to jail in spring 2010 for not paying child support. He owes more than $53,300 in back child support and hasn’t yet paid a dime for his daughter who is now 2 1/2 years old. He defaulted again in Aug 2010 for not paying on two of his kids.
*4-He hides assets. He owns MANY toys (snowmobile, jet ski, mini bike, 4 wheeler), but claims to not own any of them so he won’t have to pay more in child support. He wants to have his fun and NOT pay for his children.
*5-He can never hold down a permanent job and has no insurance on his vehicle. He can’t even afford to get his own place because he has HORRIBLE credit and no steady income.
*6-He stole a LARGE amount of cash from my house and now I am finding some of my jewelry missing also. I assume he took my jewelry straight to the pawn shop. *7-He has two civil judgments against him that he has no intention paying.
*8-He has herpes and NEVER uses protection. And he KNOWS he has it!!!
*9-He uses the alias “Matt Smith” or “Matt Johnson” so the women he is pursuing won’t find out about his REAL life.
*10-He often uses Craigs List to find women–so beware!! He will use the name “Matt Smith”.
**He will come across as a nice, charming guy when you first meet him because he wants to suck you in so he can use you. Then he will steal from you, lie to you and cheat on you because he doesn’t care about you, he cares only about himself. He is a CON-MAN. He knows exactly what to say and do and how to act to win women over. I am not the only women he has done this to—there are MANY. HE thinks he is a sexy, hot, fun guy–but the consequences are not worth spending ANY time with this “man”. He thinks he is good in bed and that will overshadow the fact he is a huge loser. Maybe if you are looking for a one night stand, but remember…..HERPES is FOREVER!!
***All of his convictions and how much he owes in child support are all on the MN Courts website.
***He currently lives in Apple Valley, MN. He has also lived in Eagan and Farmington.
This post was submitted by Matt is a loser.

I heard matt and holly are getting married!
THERE IS NO COURAGE WITHOUT FEAR.
@samantha b
Wow, Holly is way more dumb than I thought if that is true. Good luck to her.
I really hope they get married!!They are perfect for each other, Matt tells her what to do, and she does it without question!
This posting will be updated when the asshole is in jail again–possibly with a new posting of his latest MUG SHOT!! Holly has found herself a real loser and soon to be jailbird!!
Matt has to face the mothers of his kids in court today. Hope they nail him to the wall!!
So what’s the verdict????
So what’s the verdict?
What’s the verdict?
Shannon–Do you want the short answer or the long answer?
Short Answer: The judge threatened him with up to 15 months in jail if he doesn’t get his shit together.
Long Answer: He has hired an attorney to represent him-no idea how he can afford it when he can’t even pay his monthly child support, let alone all the back child support he owes!! So, he will probably end up with a slap on the hand like he always has, and continue on as a sperm donar, and not a “dad”. His oldest daughter was in court with all 3 other moms and he didn’t even aknowledge her. How sad is that??
He is a liar, cheater, loser, who controls and uses women, including his current live-in girlfriend Holly Larson. And she enables all of his criminal ways. He got pulled over for the umpteenth time in Burnsville in August and got a slap on the hand (2 days community service) for driving after revocation. Big deal. He will continue to drink, drive without a license and not care about not ever paying child support.
He is a beady-eyed loser with short man syndrome, who has a ball sack that hangs to the ground like an old man, and a small penis that spreads herpes. NO idea why any womnan….HOLLY, would want to ever be with him.
I hope he goes to jail for non-payment of child support for a LONG time!!
Yuck! What a piece of shit! Those poor kids. How do people like him get away with these things over and over.. I just don’t get it! I’m sure he’s getting the money from his girlfriend. Yuck!
Yep! His girlfriend is going to get fucked by him, if she hasn’t already. She knows what a scumbag he is and he continually lies to her, but she stays with him. He never told her he got pulled over again in August and went to court and was sentanced, and she continues to be with him. She is going to get fucked over good, and I don’t feel one bit sorry for her any longer.
yeah she’s seems to be a lost cause. i honestly have to wonder what his parents must think or even if they know half the shit that he’s done. gross. well eventually karma will catch up to his ass…
Shannon,
Yes, Holly Collecchia Larson is a LOST cause. She lives in a dream world, the world where she thinks Matt is a good person.
People keep telling me that he will get his, but I know he has been doing this same thing to women, using and abusing them, since he was able to procreate. He ruined a 15 year old girl’s life by getting her pregnant, and because she didn’t disclose the father, he never had to go to jail for it or be labeled as a sex offender (which he obviously was).
Yes, I have learned a hard lesson, and I was hoping to be able to warn other women to stay away from him, but he has obviously had time to learn his craft–using and manipulating women. He has ensnarled another one…
So sad…and yes, his parents ARE aware of most of what he does…and I would think they are aware that he lies to them most of the time, just like he lies to everyone else in his life.
This “man” should NEVER be married or even have a girlfriend!!! He will never stop cheating and never wears a condom! Ever!! He gets mad if you ask him to wear one! Really!!
A 15 year old girl… You have got to be kidding me… If it were me I’d be sending shit to radio stations particualrly kdwb or tv stations as an expose on deadbeat dads who apparently are above the law in any way shape or form! How fantastic would it be to watch ths news some night as their chasing after this douche!! I would do everything in my power to get his ugly face every where! I don’t blame you one bit.
All of his convictions are public record I assume. So it shouldn’t be hard to prove what a piece of trash this kid is!!
Well–he’s not a kid–he is a 35 year old adult!! The trist with the 15 year old resulted in his oldest child, a daughter who is now in high school! He has nothing to do with her, has never interacted with her as far as I know, but she only lives a few miles away from him. Sad !!
Yes, his criminal history, his child support judgments, etc are all public record on the MN court website.
His actions are those if a kid… I know how old he is but would never consider this puke an adult…
I am not playing devils advocate but if I were the mother I
Of this guys child I would do everything in my power to keep my child away from him. Also i’m noticing hostility in your replies to me… You understand I agree with you, Right? Don’t think i’ve ever been pro d bag so I don’t get it…
Sorry if I was hostile–I’ve been dealing with him the last couple of days regarding the 4 wheeler we own and it’s making me very cranky. I tried to reason with his parents, but they won’t help me get the wheeler back. It seems like they think I am the bad person here when all I did was help their son get a toy he loves and now I’m paying a huge price for it. And he gets to use it for deer opening this weekend–it really pisses me off. He has RUINED my credit because of this and he doesn’t give one shit about it. And I have paid as much as he has for the wheeler and I haven’t seen it since the day it was purchased!!! I have a 9 year old son that would love to use it and deserves to use it and can’t. In the end there is no way he can afford to make payments on this and it will probably end up getting totaled. It has already been crashed twice because he rides it recklessly
As far as his kids go–I can’t comment cause I don’t have a kid with him. I think his son is starting to realize what a fuck up his dad is and his youngest daughter is just turning 3 so I am sure she has no idea, but you never know–kids pick up on more than you think they do!!!
Yay Holly!!! I’m so happy for you and you will be MUCH happier too!!
Be careful ladies…Matt is on the prowl again. He usually goes to the bars in the Apple Valley area, but has also been to Uptown lately. Craig’s List is also a favorite stomping ground. He uses the last name Smith and Johnson….Beware!!!! He has six tattoos….
BEWARE–he is also hanging out looking for his next victim at TOBY KEITH’S bar in St Louis Park, MN….he has herpes….be warned!!
Who held Matt down when u implanted him with GPS tracking device ?
Wish I had a tracking device on the fucking 4 wheeler.
If I may.. can I suggest a few things to you?
1. Report the 4 wheeler stolen
2. Stop making payments on it, let it get repo’d (trust me they will find it) then deal with the bank at that time.
3. (Not to insult it is just from an outsider’s point of view) you say the f word a lot. It’s trashy and you are not. You are an educated woman and mom.
4. I believe you have gone through the 5 stages and are now in the “anger” stage. After that becomes acceptance, that is where you will have your peace and be able to get past this soon. It sucks when you cannot get a guy or a situation out of your head and it repeats itself over and over again daily. Been there so have millions of other woman.
You were burned bad, really bad. And it hurts. I know. I pray for you that you get past this soon as I am sure your mind is constantly thinking about that guy. This door will close and another will open for you. Let go let God.
In response to the above post:
1-I can’t report it stolen because he owns it too. So he hasn’t stolen it.
2-I’m not making payments on it-and I doubt they will find it–and I will get sued for what is owed.
3-Yes, I do swear.
4-Yes, I am angry. And eventually I won’t think about it everyday, but when I get notices from my credit card companies that they are denying me any credit because of this “man”, it reminds me everyday that I have been screwed over and used. And are other daily reminders of him that will NEVER go away.
BTW-I am doing what I can and he and I will meet in court again in a couple weeks–as my attorney has advised.
He might be hiding the 4 wheeler at his sister house in Lonsdale. Did you check there?
Thanks, yes, I know there are a few places it could be.
I won my court case against him–he owes me the $$ I’ve paid for it and he has been ordered by the court to give me posession of the 4 wheeler. It is only a matter of time before his fun with it is over.
That’s great to hear! Hopefully it’s not a piece of junk when he returns it.
Do you still need to know where the 4wheeler is? I know where it is….
Yes, I do need to know where it is and I need to know for sure (proof) so I can send the sheriff to pick it up. How do you know where it is? This could be one of matts friends or Matt playing a trick on me.
Do you check messages on your facebook? If so, I will email you on that, I would not like it to be on this site.
I know it’s slutty to do, but she loves him and they want to have more kids for the state to pay for.
Yes I do check my messages on FB.
Thanks to all of you that have given me advice and to those of you that have given me information to help me get the wheeler!!
To any women who read this — please know that everything I have said about Matt is true!!
I’ve been approached by some of his exes recently and thry have confirmed that he has been doing this for many years to many different women.
Please think twice before having anything to do with this “man”
The 4 wheeler was a piece of junk when he returned it. The battery was completely dead and Matt slashed one of the tires. Not surprising that he would fuck it up prior to giving it to me. It shows once again what a true loser piece of shit he is.
Jennifer Haack
Greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself. You are too cool Matt. At 35 years old living with your parents? What a sad piece of shit you are!!!
Matt has added to his criminal record again!! This time he got 10 days service! When will the court wise up and give him jail time for all his repeated offenses????
Wow!! I heard that Matt got sentanced to 10 days in jail for violating his DWI probation!! He is supposed to check himself in on May 8th!