She is known by many who know of her tactics, as the “Black Widow.” She lures a lonely man in by playing on her allegedly abused past (by an ex-husband..which isn’t true..she abused him), and promoting herself as intelligent, sexy and a good catch. She trolls around a lot on Facebook.
Don’t fall for her “Sad puppy dog” routine.
She has a tendency to go for men with money, and has no qualms about trying to lure them away from their wives. She’s an alcoholic, a past drug user, narcissistic, hedonistic and an outright liar.
Lauren Fitzhenry Parks
This post was submitted by Ric Hanson.
Please remove my post as soon as possible. I no longer desire to have this on your site. The situation has been resolved.
I 2 almost fell victim to this woman, only thing is she found out i had no money and she was not physically or mentally capable of taking advantage of me! She is a habitual (from what i could see in the time i dated her)! Lauren also drinks every night (at least 4 glasses of wine)…….And has told me stories of her past and how she was allegedly abused from her X ……. come to find out it was the other way around as posted here. although she is intelligent she’s not to bright , and she’s always on Face book (as am i) , the difference is that i’m looking for love where as lauren fitzhenry parks is looking for money! so be careful guys this one’s not the girl to take home to mom.
I 2 almost fell victim to this woman, only thing is she found out i had no money and she was not physically or mentally capable of taking advantage of me! She is a habitual liar(from what i could see in the time i dated her)! Lauren also drinks every night (at least 4 glasses of wine)…….And has told me stories of her past and how she was allegedly abused from her X ……. come to find out it was the other way around as posted here. although she is intelligent she’s not to bright , and she’s always on Face book (as am i) , the difference is that i’m looking for love where as lauren fitzhenry parks is looking for money! so be careful guys this one’s not the girl to take home to mom.
ATT : moderator , please leave the 2nd on up that i posted ( time 229 pm ) the first one i had missed a word when typing. ty scott
I’m sorry you fell victim to her too, Scott. I wanted the post I had to be removed because I felt bad for putting it up….but people have to be warned about her. I only found out after she dumped me for someone with money. Her friends told me about her after the fact…a hard and painful lesson to learn! She is definitely not the one you want to take home to mom…even though she said she wanted to meet mine. But I protect my mom from women until I’m positive they’re not psycho…good thing I kept her away from my mother!
Oh, and if she breaks up with you…she’ll always claim it was because you were “stalking” her. In my conversations with LFP, just about every man she’s ever dated were “Stalking” her at one time or another after she dumped them. Paranoid.
I broke all contact with lauren from the minute she told me i wasn’t good enough for her , to quote her ” you would be a great catch , if you had money!” …… she wanted to be friends with me an had tried calling and texting me many many many time, i would not respond to her text’s and when i knew it was her calling on the phone i would answer only to ask who it was then immediately hang up when i heard her voice! lol…. she is crazy an this post should remain up for all others guys to see!
Scott – I agree. She called me incessantly…at all hours of the day and night. I barely got any sleep. She called me at work, too. The only time she stopped was when I told her I was filing for bankruptcy. She got a new guy the day after she told me she loved me, and posted it on FaceBook.
I feel sorry for that guy, who was supposedly a detective, or private investigator. If he did his homework, he would have found out she had a DUI and her license was suspended.
She keeps saying she’s going back to school to get her medical degree, but she is so full of lies it isn’t funny. If you want someone obsessive about money and sex….more money than sex. She’s for you. If not…stay far…far away.
She’s still out there…trolling on Facebook.
No one knows here better than me.. The little sister of my ex sister in law.. For years she flirted with my then husband , drunk he should be with her, I wish I was you,, and the minute we seperated she pounched,,,, he was stupid enough to sleep with her then asked ME how to block her .. Sorry ex husband ya sleep with physco I’ll boil your bunny what can I tell you… And then tries to be my friend she was like family,, she’s a lieing slut.. You boys need RADAR..
Yes the DUI , she still drove around even though she wasn’t legally allowed. Although she did get her degree from school when she was with me and was an intern for some company ( i won’t say there name to protect the innocent lol)…. and yes she was completely obsessive about money , sex was ok with her. I’ve had much much better but then again i’ve had much much worse! she is a good lay. So u r right she does want moeny more so then sex. so if r a guy looking for a woman to spend ur money & don’t really wanna get laid (what rich guy doesn’t want that, ha-ha) , then laure fitzhenry is the girl for you. You can call her any time of the day or night @ 1 ( 908 ) -456-4128 she will show you a good time (only if you have alot of money tho! and i mean alot!!!
I wouldn’t know about the sex…never had it with her. I wouldn’t have posted her phone number on her though. Admin should remove that.
She is very good at phone sex, too!
Just curious, Scott…when did you break-up with her (or vice-versa)? Just an F.Y.I, she’s also very good at phone sex…should have her own 1-900 number (lol). I’m done with complaining about her…doesn’t do me any good anyway. She’s got women and men pissed off at her…sooner or later what goes around comes around….and karma is a bitch.
She dumped me (when she found out i didn’t have enough money to make her happy!) in feb. of 2011 after we had sex and everything! p.s. i was only with her for about 6 months. as for the phone number (thats karma, like u said what goes around comes around, and now it’s coming around from me.) i’m the last person she should have messed with…..she’s just lucky i didn’t put her moms(where she lives, or should i say mooches off of) phone number up there,not yet anyway!
Scott – I began communicating with her in late April. Her mom died in June. I was on the phone with her during that period of time. She called me at work that morning to tell me she died. She was supposed to have gone back to school this Fall, but I don’t know if she passed her required tests. She kept bragging earlier about how she graduated Suma Cum Laude from her other school. Doubt if she’s held down any job since her internship at the Dr.’s office ended.
She wants to find that rich guy to take care of her and support her spending/drug/alcohol habits.
BTW…she told me the last time she had sex was in the Fall of 2010…another lie, apparently.Go figure.
well she was dunk when we had sex (and it was only the one time) so it stands to reason she would lie about not having sex. And i wouldn’t doubt if she lied about her mom dying yet(have u ever seen her mom? i did), she is after all a pathological liar. and between feb an april i wouldn’t doubt that she had sex with someone i knew from face book (joe f was his name , a photographer. lots of pic’s on his page,mostly animals. maybe you seen him on her profile?) well i know for a fact that she left me to go be with him , so the plot thicken’s . i love it. the more we type here the more i found out the truth in her lies ! i know i’m wasting time on her but i have nothing better to do. no job / no life as of right now. so this is fun for me. I know u’ll say she’s not worth my time but like i said , nothing going on here so………….ttyl
* Drunk
Her mother did die on June 14th. That much is a fact. The one thing she did tell the truth about…it was in the paper and is public knowledge. I don’t know Joe F. I know a Joe, but he’s a retired construction person who took care of her for a while at her mother’s request after a leg injury or something.
I’m just sorry I wasted several hundred dollars in cell calls from her and text messages. That’s what sucked…I live 1,800 miles away…never met her in person. Peace.
Interesting reading boys,,,, but no surprise to me.. Like I said I’ve know her 30 years. See it’s women like her who cross the line when the know they have a motive and don’t care who they hurt.. And women who are married who post half naked pics flirt,, do web sex to for fill an emptiness they have not caring about the other person. They are insecure and needy for any attention they can get no matter the cost to the other person. Im divorced went out a few times but, I’ve met guys who want needy,, sorry wrong girl,, independant and self sufficient… Sure it would be nice to have a relationship with someone but who do you trust.. Typing on FB,, for goods sake LFP told Eric she had green eyes she has dark brown eyes ( she full of shit like her ).. As for tangled web and for how she both of you im truly sorry,, how would you know,, but then again my dumb ass ex husband knew and fell for it. I had a friend text me once from a bar in Bayonne said she was all over a bunch of guys, he was in shock.. I said why I told ya she’s a whack job.. Didn’t even show up at her mom’s wake till the last hour I know I was there that afternoon with my kids. KARMA will get her she’ll mess with the wrong one.. Once a pathelogical liar always one.. And one day she’ll cross my path..
So I got a call from a guy Wednesday in NJ, who says he plays tennis with LFP. She mentioned him several times during our conversations, but said they were “just friends,” but he wanted to be more. Anyway, we had a great conversation about her consistent lies. If you know LFP and have spoken with her, she always talked about her IQ…and presses you to tell her yours. She gets upset if you don’t know.
She used to have an alleged IQ of 145…apparently, over the Summer, it grew to 165…which, if true, would be just below Genius (Einstein). She may be intelligent, but she’s not that intelligent. And besides, who goes around testing their IQ on a conistent basis, just so they can brag about it?
The guy I spoke with said she didn’t remember me at first, but later said “Oh yeah, he’s stalking me.” I couldn’t help but laugh. We both agreed, she thinks EVERY ONE of her past boyfriends is stalking her.
Sorry, LFP, but I haven’t spoken with you since July 24th, and I only texted you twice…once when the hurricane was approaching NJ, hoping you were alright. The second time, was on the Anniversary of 9-11, and it was in memory of your brother, who died at the World Trade Center. If that’s stalking, you need to look up the definition. Oh but wait, your a friggin’ genius right? You should know what it means.
I welcome any comments from men or women who know LFP…prove me wrong on anything that’s been said here. Oh, and apparently she and the “Detective” or, Private Investigator she dumped me for on FB…are no longer an item. Go figure.
I just want to make clear, that the gentleman LFP plays tennis with wanted nothing to do with her, because he happily married. She will pursue anyone, regardless of their marital status, but this man is a good and faithful husband.
He did not fall prey to her siren call, and continues to be a good family man. So before anyone thinks differently, I want to apologize in advance for any consternation I may have cause him and his family.
I have no more feelings for LFP, in any way. I think I have vented my anger and frustration enough on this page, and this will be my last post. I don’t feel anything I’ve said has been an exaggeration in any way, and have even tried to pull these posts several times, but to no avail.
I wish her well….hopefully she’ll find happiness and settle down one of these days. I was happy that she was in my life…for about 3 months…I guess that’s all one can hope for where she is concerned.
Here’s the defnition of what LAUREN FITZHENRY PARKS is:
a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a
falsehood.
HEY Tennis Bill,,,, why don’t ya get some balls and tell me you qustion what I said about Lauren.. Hmmmmm GUILTY about playing tennis , don’t want wifey to know maybe YOU should be on here… Better yet tell your little tennis friend she’s on here,, and people are sick of her shit. Believe her lies, ask her why my EX called me to see if she contacted me and how to block HER from his cell..Be a sucker..
Ric I need to clarify a few things regarding your postings as they relate to me. When I came across the site and read what was said about Lauren, I wanted to talk to you about them. I knew of you from my conversations with Lauren this past spring and it was easy to locate you. I do want to say, Lauren spoke very affectionately about you, but I have no idea of what happened between you and her. I realize you are quite upset at Lauren, but in my conversation with you, you made inferences here that weren’t correct and attributed statements to me that weren’t accurate. I want to emphasis that I am not upset in the least, but I do want to set the record straight. You said that Lauren lies a lot and I did say that I felt she has lied to me, but I never said that she lies constantly. Heck, I have a 18 year old son who is a pathological liar. Regarding the stalking issue – Yes, Lauren did say to me that she thought you were stalking her, but I did not agree with you that she feels everyone of her former boyfriends have stalked her, because she never mentioned that to me.. In your last post you state that I don’t want anything to do with her, and that she would pursue any man regardless of his marital status. I can promise you that Lauren has not pursued me, nor I, her. . I read all the above posts and I don’t know of the veracity of any of them, but when I have been with Lauren, she hasn’t exhibited any of the behavior as mentioned, including excessive drinking. For my purposes, Lauren is a good woman and I enjoy being in her company. TO LISA… I don’t understand your comment to me. I have no right or business to question anything of what you say in these posts. It is not my place.
Interesting, but I wrote a positive post about Lauren 12 hours ago and it is gone. To Lisa – I don’t get your comment to me. I have no right nor is it any business of mine to question your posts……….. I am a friend of Lauren and statements attributed to me by Ric weren’t correct. I will try to post my comments again in the morning. Just a couple of things I want to say now. I never agreed with Ric that Lauren says all of her ex boyfriends stalk her, though I did say that she felt Ric did. She never talks to me about her ex- boy friends. And I never said that Lauren lies constantly. In her interaction with me, I find Lauren to be a good woman.
William -Saying Lauren doesn’t lies constantly is like saying a baby only shits once in a while, She is a habitual liar(from what i could see in the time i dated her)! Lauren also drinks every night (at least 4 glasses to a bottle of wine,unless she has work then she only drinks about one to two glasses)…….And has told me stories of her past and how she was allegedly abused from her X ……. come to find out it was the other way around as posted here. although she is intelligent she’s not to bright …………
Scott… I can only go by my experiences with Lauren. I havent been in her company much, but when I have, I dont see these constant lies. And one other thing..Just because something is posted here, it doesnt mean it is correct, as you state above. An example, a very unimportant item, but an example nonetheless – In an earler post, Lisa dismisses LFP’s claim that she has green eyes. Lisa says Lauren has dark brown eyes. Well after I read that, I said to myself, she has hazel eyes. I saw her the other day and double-checked – She has pretty hazel eyes, far closer to green than dark brown. It really doesn’t mean anything, and I am not saying Lisa lied, but it’s a good idea not to always believe the written word. (btw, she didnt have colored contacts on, she was wearing her glasses)
William – While i can not confirm or deny all that everyone writes on this site, i can say lauren is a constant liar, as well as that she is an alcoholic ! william in time you will learn , thats all i can say. i know i learned the hard way. gave my all only to get a kick in the ass from her. just be careful william. i’d hate for you to learn the hard way but seems thats the only way u will understand. good nite!
Enough already! Don’t we all have issues?! Haven’t you made poor choices in your life? Does bashing Lauren on here make you feel any better? I think you all sound like hypocrites! How would you like it if someone posted this crap about you or someone in your family?! I know Lauren very well, and it sucks that your experience with her was not good, but we all have issues and a past! Obviously, You did care for her at one time.
Grow up! and move on with your lives.
I happened to come upon this site and I am digusted at what I am reading. I have known Lauren for many years and consider her a dear friend. None of what is written above is true. Apparently you have a vendetta (VENDETTI-YES, MEANT FOR YOU, LISA) against my girl friend. Lisa, Scott, Eric and Big Guy, you all need to get a life. Evidently, the four of you are jealous, miserable and very unhappy people; that’s too bad, because it is all your own shortcomings. Hergo, need I say any more. Understanding that misery loves company, I hope the four of you have a happy life. I wish no ill on anyone and I know neither would my dear friend. One last thing, Lisa. You referenced my friend having a drinking problem. Well, Lisa, we both know, as does everyone else, why your husband walked out on you. Sorry you are a woman scorned. Be well.
Amen, Erin! Let’s just say I’ve known Lauren my entire life. We’ve shared many ups and downs together. I was absolutely sick that the above people would take time to post this shit about anyone, much less someone in my family. You said it perfectly, they are miserable themselves. And, Lisa I’m truly sorry about your marriage, but it wasn’t all Lauren! It takes 2 to tango. Move on!
Erin – can tell you for a fact, that much of what Ric said was true….I know him very well, just as you say you know Lauren. I can’t speak to Scott’s experiences, or William. What ever has happened between Lisa and Lauren, is between them. And by the way, the word is “Ergo”….not “Herego.” Ergo means “therefore.”
Re: “Erin” – whom I suspect is actually Lauren Parks herself….”Lisa, Scott, Eric and Big Guy, you all need to get a life. Evidently, the four of you are jealous, miserable and very unhappy people; that’s too bad, because it is all your own shortcomings.”
I can tell you this. Eric shared many long hours of conversation with Lauren, and stupid as it was, he fell in love with her, based merely on those conversations. He never met her, but was promised she would one day meet him, and even “Marry” him. Yes, that’s what she said. Yes, Eric was naive. He hadn’t dated for years prior to Lauren for the reason he’s sad at the way she treated him. Some have said Lauren actually cared, a little bit, about him. Which is fine. But if you care about someone, and want to break-up with them (for whatever reason), you don’t make a mockery of them on FaceBook, much less surprise them with the bad news.
I’m told Lauren knew Tom Brown (who lives in Foxboro, MA) for many years before she dumped Eric. I’m also told he is separated from his wife, but still lives with her? He wants his cake and to eat it as well? Lauren doesn’t care. She only knows what she wants. Eric wishes her well, but he has put her in the past, and will no longer dwell on the pain she inflicted on him. He has moved on. I wish him well, also.
First off lets set the record straight I am NOT a woman scorned, my husband did NOT leave me I divorced him and it had nothing to do with a third party so don’t flatter yourself Lauren. He slept with you after we were seperated and I could care less if he wanted to scrap the bottom of the barrel. You want to name me fine who cares because Im not the liar here you are. To bad I can play the message on my answering machine you left yesterday threatening me or how you hung up on me when I called you back because the truth hurts hmmm. You bring up family oh thats right we were pretty much for 20 years, you always said how much you loved my kids ( and you leave the message you did)? I an neither hurt nor threatened by you in any way. Tell your friends on here how you were my friend how you came to my home for holiday and parties.How on FB you told me after Mike found his GF you didn’t hear from him again.Whose scorned ?? My point is friends don’t do that to friends never mind (family) I have no respect for you, truthfully I feel sorry for you. You have hurt and use unsuspecting men because your lonely I hear stories about you all the time (someone and I won’t mention a name because I wouldn’t hurt you that way ) would be asking you what the hell are you doing ? But I’m telling you now and you know me very very well, do NOT play any games or pull any bullshit on here or on FB. I will find out and don’t call my house trying to be some tough ass , because you aren’t. I don’t have time nor care about your drama. You mentioned going to the family that’s my ex family, now on the other hand I could return that favor to you so don’t try my patience. This is last I want to hear of this, go life your like how ever you want but remember Lauren what goes around comes around.
By the way Erin Burns if you want to make comments use your real name HERGO LAUREN FITZHENRY PARKS. Reality check no ones jealous of you and yeah Im Lisa Vendetti-Clancy. Remember in your next life you want to be me..
Kiss my Irish ass….Every dog has his day
Your barking up the wrong tree Lauren,, kiss your ass this Italian will kick your ass.Smarten up and shut up.
Some people just don’t know when to shut up! You should REALLY be careful of what you say on here. Kharma’s a bitch!
STOP CALIING MY HOUSE LAUREN,,, YOU NEED A PHYSCIATRIC EVALUATION.. YOUR GONNA CALL THE COPS ON “ME” YOUR HARRASSNG “ME”.. YOU GROW THE FUCK UP.
What i posted was facts !
FACT #1 ) Lauren is an Alcoholic ( seen it first hand when dating her, she can’t go witout a
drink for to long!)
FACT #2 ) Lauren is a habitual liar ( Again , because she has lied to me many many times )
FACT #3 ) Lauren will ake you for every penny you have ( And once she knows you have no money
left she will leave).
FACT #4 ) No matter how much of a good person she was people change and if you choose not to see this change the thats fine, but the FACT is I know what know about lauren an nothing you can say will ever change what lauren was to me….
These are all FACTS not just my opinion , and from what others have posted here every FACT that i wrote is true…)
when many people are saying the same thing about one person then there had to be some truth to what they are all saying.
Lauren – I received your call on my voicemail at work. As you can see by the very first post, I tried (multiple times) to get the site administrators to remove my posts (which are not new…they 1st posted on September 5th), but they have refused. As you know, my bankruptcy was final, so the threat of suing me (and perhaps others who have posted here) will not accomplish anything. My comments and others are “Freedom of Speech.” If you want to sue anyone, try suing the administrators of the site, who will not remove these posts.
Do not contact me at work. Thank you.
To all concerned: I have apologized to Lauren for posting my comments. I regret letting my emotions vent in this forum. What happened between us should not have been a public matter. But to those who wish to mock someone on Facebook or other public, let this be a warning, anger takes many forms, especially when the person it is directed to, won’t speak with you about the matter. This is my final comment (unless someone posts something requiring a rebuttal). Peace to all.
To ric : You don’t have to apologize for what lauren parks did to you, I most certainly Won’t! She did wrong to many people and we are posting it! It’s not slander or defamation of character , so as far as a law suit , nothing can happen! We have all stated things that lauren has done to each and everyone of us, Now when 3 people collectively Voice their opinion’s and those opinion’s come to the same conclusion , those opinion’s now become fact! So for you to apologize For what one person has done to you is wrong……….Ric you stood up for yourself as am i and letting others know what kind of a person Lauren Fitzhenry Parks has been to us is ok! We did not say anything that wasn’t true , As for her calling you at work , just have her served a subpoena with a restraining order to stop harassing you! The funny thing of it all is that lauren has not been calling me so i can only come to this conclusion , I’m happy that she lost my number and is no longer interested in me! Good luck to you all and have fun with Lauren . LOL
To Scott – I know…I shouldn’t have to apologize. Funny thing was, when she spoke with me this (Friday) morning, she told me she got you “fired” from Wal-Mart. I don’t know how that could be possible. I still don’t believe anything she says. But that’s in the past. I’m done with her….others just be warned. That’s all I have to say. Everything else I said above. Peace to all.
She Is such a liar! she didn’t get me fired . I was working there untill march , and after she used me for sex (on super bowl sunday 2011) she told me she just wanted to be friends!But i told her i didn’t want to be bothered with her after she told me that night she loved me just to have sex with me! And lauren would try to call and talk to me but i would just keep hanging up on her( she got so mad, i thought it was funny) ! but i wouldn’t talk to her after she used me, So yet again another lie for Lauren! LoL ,
what a disgrace of a woman. i’ve never been more disgusted by another human being in my life. the thought of her name alone makes me sick, let alone the shit she does to people. the compulsive lying, drinking, and man stealing is foul. close your legs and your mouth. i bet your family (mom and brother) would be so proud.
I showed up in her false harassment charge against me in court,, she didn’t what a surprise. Mine still stand against HER!
So she (LFP) is engaged to a man to loves to run. My advice to him…run the other way…as quickly as possible. Brian (her fiance’), I know you are desperate for love, but I hope you take a good hard look at this woman’s back ground, and some of what has been said here. Did you know she had been dating at least two separate guys over the past year, and as recently as December? This seems awfully sudden. Hold on to your wallet!
Hey Watch Out..First, why don’t you identify yourself, as most have here. No guts? Second, how do you possibly know she has been dating at least two guys as recently as last December. Do you have a private eye checking up on her? I think not. Lauren just recently became engaged. What is the big deal if she did date a couple of guys four months ago, if she actually was dating, as you say.